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Elton John is set to executive produce a comedy pilot for ABC. Him and Us revolves around an over-the-hill rock star, his manager and his entourage. Cindy Chupack, a former executive producer of HBO's Sex and the City , is writing the script. - national enquirer

WHICH swishy pop star who won't admit he's gay is dating a well-known interio r designer? The decorator is recovering from his previous boyfriend's tragic death, while the pop star is equally despondent about his ailing career . . .(Lance Bass and Nate Berkus?)- NY Post Page Six

Aristocrats + THIS filthy movie "The Aristocrats"? Which starred everyone from Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller to Robin Williams? Which was so dirty that some patrons walked out and some theaters wouldn't even run it? Well, guess what? Those who are running Hollywood — running it into the ground — are now sanctioning a sequel. They figured the first one was too tame. Another's coming down that'll make "The Aristocrats" look like a hymn sing. Its working title is "The 'F' Word." In it, every single joke's punch line will contain the "F" word. Sweet, right? - Cindy Adams, NY Post

PUBLIC LIVES; "Cheney Aide Will Eat Horse Guts Before He'll Spill Beans" New York Times Archive April 30, 2001, Monday By ERIC SCHMITT (NYT); National Desk I. LEWIS LIBBY just will not talk about it. And do not bother asking his friends or colleagues because he has not told them either. He will not say what his initial ''I'' stands for. And Mr. Libby, 50, a lawyer, who is chief of staff and national security... Which "leak" was really worse? JUST WONDERIN' If Libby will lie to avoid spilling the beans, doesn't it make sense that the disclosure of classified material by he or his staff was indeed intentional? Ah, well maybe he didn't disclose anything at all eh?

SCHWARZENEGGER is furious. Furious at Bush. Furious GOP fund- raisers have been sanctioned in Arnold's area. Furious because he himself is up for re-election. Furious on account of he wants to cover the state passing the hat. Furious because he his own personal self sent word Washington must stay out of California for now. Furious because the White House as much as showed him he knows what he can do with this hat. The gov is so furious at the prez for invading his territory that he's toying with pickpocketing the Dems. So furious that he's raising the specter of perhaps maybe possibly he's running with the wrong party. It's only a ploy. A carrot. But it's what's being said. And repeated. And now — probably denied. -Cindy Adams, NY Post

Alec Baldwin, idiot ALEC Baldwin's painful hurtful custody fight with ex-wife Kim Basinger over daughter Ireland has been front-page. So how's he coping? "It's like being diagnosed with cancer. Something I realize I have to live with. But I'm keeping things in perspective. Not letting it consume me and eat me up with anger as it used to. I stopped that when one late night I was on the street so unhappy and filled with rage that, in a fit, I smashed my phone against a lamppost. A black lady walking by said to me, ' Ale c Baldwin, you got to get hold of yourself.' So I have." - Cindy Adams, NY Post

LOS ANGELES - The Muppets could be coming back to primetime television with a new mission: parodying reality shows. ABC has ordered a script and five episode outlines for "America's Next Muppet," in which viewers may join in choosing the newest member of the puppet family that includes Kermit and Miss Piggy, a network spokeswoman said Tuesday.

BRAFF EYES BILSON October 19, 2005 Provided by: Star Online Rachel Bilson may be dating Adam Brody, and Zach Braff is still linked to Mandy Moore — but that didn't stop the two from cozying up in a corner all night together at L.A. nightclub The Dime on Oct. 7. "She was practically sitting in his lap," a source at the club tells Star People. "She kept whispering in his ear, they kept laughing and looked like they were totally into each other." Rachel even did a sexy dance around Zach, as he smiled affectionately. The source says that Zach and Rachel, who were celebrating a friend's birthday party, left at about 1:15 a.m., "side by side." CATFIGHT OVER JOSH DUHAMEL October 19, 2005 Provided by: National Enquirer Online Nasty catfight when Las Vegas star JOSH DUHAMEL's girlfriend — FERGIE of The Black Eyed Peas — walked onto the set and busted co-star LARA FLYNN BOYLE sitting cozily in her man's lap, studying the script! S

Michael Vartan has inked a deal to return to Alias. Jennifer Garner's ex returned to work on the Alias set yesterday, reports TV Guide Online . No word on how long he'll stay. [He was already gonna do a 3 epi arc, but maybe it'll be more now that Alias's ratings have plum fracking FALLEN]

'BOON' SHOCKS By DON KAPLAN 'THE Boondocks," probably the most controversial comic strip in newspapers right now, is poised to become the most controversial animated show on TV, too. The comic and the cartoon, both written by Aaron McGruder, follows the experiences and reflections of a black family - two kids, Huey and Riley, and their grandfather - who move from the inner city to the lily-white suburbs. Since 1999, when "Boondocks" first launched in newspapers as a syndicated strip, McGruder's musings on racism, politics and popular culture have frequently drawn fire from critics in all corners - and gotten the comic strip tossed out of some papers. In many cases, it runs on the editorial page instead of with the funnies. His new show faithfully brings the same shock-tactics to Adult Swim, the Cartoon Networks' popular late-night programming block for grownups. In it, his characters use the N-word frequently ("I think every episode is abo

Katie’s dad furious about shotgun wedding KATIE HOLMES Chris Weeks / AP Papa don't preach, she's gonna keep their baby. By Jeannette Walls MSNBC Updated: 2:58 a.m. ET Oct. 12, 2005 Tom Cruise’s future father-in-law apparently isn’t a happy camper. Katie Holmes’s dad is said to be very upset because his unmarried daughter is pregnant with Cruise’s child. And, what’s more, the devoutly Catholic Martin Holmes reportedly is none-too-thrilled about his daughter’s involvement in her husband-to-be’s controversial religion, Scientology. [Martin Holmes] was very upset and got into a real spat with Katie, the forthcoming issue of Life & Style Weekly quotes a close friend of Cruise as saying. Tom had promised her parents that they would do the right thing and get married before any baby came along. After scolding his daughter, according to the mag, Martin Holmes berated Cruise by declaring You’re no good. He said he and his wife were very upset by the news, according to the sou