Fun With Headlines!
AP HEADLINE: Bush upset with Iraq killings reports
What FUSH* ACTUALLY SAID: "I am troubled by the initial news stories," Bush said in his first public comments about the deaths of about two dozen civilians at Haditha last January. "I'm mindful that there's a thorough investigation going on. If in fact, laws were broken, there will be punishment."
KEY INFORMATION YOU SHOULDN'T MISS:
Bush's spokesman, Tony Snow, urged patience as the Marines conduct what he called a vigorous investigation. He said a report will come out in "a matter of weeks, not a matter of months" and include public release of photographic evidence. "We're going to see everything," Snow said.
Excuse me while I vomit. I'm telling you bitches, "WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGES".
Interestingly enough, I wonder if regional papers aren't best for "factual" reportage?