So Wrong It's Nearly Right

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah
This is just the most recent in a series of publicized stumbles for the first family's only child. You'll remember in 2023 her brief engagement to Sean Preston Federline was cut short under mysterious circumstances when Sean Preston, while on a Scientology retreat, vanished in the woods in what Xenuian authorities called a tragic bear attack...


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SuriCruise.Com - The Unofficial Website of Suri Cruise

The unofficial website of Suri Cruise and the countdown to her 18th birthday

Not you Tom Cruise!


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