Best Johnny Depp Article EVER

Glorioustwas so good, i now need a cigg.

"It is more than 20 years since Depp quit as the cutesy cop in the American television series 21 Jump Street, saying he didn't want to be a novelty boy "stapled to a box of cereal on a one-way collision course bound for the lunch box. A franchise boy, fucked and plucked with no escape." And now, after What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Finding Neverland, Corpse Bride etc, I am the proud owner of a Captain Jack Sparrow doll with detachable bottle of rum. "Do you have the one that talks?" he asks excitedly. "The one that talks speaks lines from the movie - but they didn't ask me to do it. I don't quite understand why. He speaks like me but is not me." - READ IT NOW, FAYTH INSISTS

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